Then there are times I get lost in the World. I feel broken; even though broken crayons still do the coloring.…but can a ballerina with a broken leg still practice ballet effortlessly? I behave like a living zombie and the only thing I do is survive. I need a magician to help me disappear to a place where I can regain my sanity. You know those moments when one plus one does not make two, yet you sure are a math genius.
It’s fifteen minutes to midnight yet I still insist on publishing this article before midnight. I can now relate to Cinderella's story where she had to leave the royal party before midnight since the magic cast on her by the fairy godmother would wear off by then (I know most of you did not recall that). On that note, bear with me if you get to read this post after midnight...Cinderella still got married to the prince you know.
We all make blunders; actually, they are inevitable but grammar mistakes are unforgivable. Ever read someone’s text and have that shivering, uncomfortable feeling when someone with long nails scratches on a blackboard? Well, I have had it too.
Ever heard the statement, “Sorry, I hadn’t seen you because we’re in the dark?” Apparently, this statement is normally presumed to be a joke and mostly directed to beings with a tanned skin. I would laugh hysterically at the “joke” but the need to laugh is clouded with the question “Aren’t we all unrecognizable in the dark?” Followed with the words “Boo…so lame!”